Maybe the first two options aren’t feasible — you do have to work, after all, and murder isn’t exactly the easiest thing to get away with — but now, thanks to the wonders of virtual reality, knocking over crap without actually doing any damage is totally feasible.
The game is called Catlateral Damage (because, of course). It’s not so much a game as it is a “premier first-person destructive cat simulator” that lets players experience what it’s like to be a cat whose goal it is to knock over as much stuff as possible. “See the world from the perspective of a cat! Walk, look around, jump, crouch, and use your paws as little weapons.”