This Hilarious Live Tweet Of A Tinder Date Going EPICALLY Wrong Shows Everything A Man Should Never Do


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This Hilarious Live Tweet Of A Tinder Date Going EPICALLY Wrong Shows Everything A Man Should Never Do
The girl next to me at this diner on a Tinder date is having the worst time. He’s been talking nonstop for 30min about his “aid work”, etc. 😉

James West on Twitter

The girl next to me at this diner on a Tinder date is having the worst time. He’s been talking nonstop for 30min about his “aid work

James West on Twitter

Turns out all this experience is based on 10 days in Cambodia.

James West on Twitter

And then he talked about what makes an “impressive” whale shark vs the unimpressive whale sharks.

James West on Twitter

Now he is into the military history of Japan and is quite the expert.

James West on Twitter

It’s been so long since she has been able to contribute meaningfully to the conversation.

James West on Twitter

Now she’s captive to another 40min of international travel stories. Someone. Help her. Waiter!

James West on Twitter

I swear his French accent is being exaggerated for affect.

James West on Twitter

The sheer amount of time being thrown into a giant boring borish hole: now we are onto food prices on tropical island and why more expensive

James West on Twitter

Apples, he informs her, grow everywhere.

James West on Twitter

When you get to travel, he says, you really get to see the world.

James West on Twitter

Oh!! He was traveling with… HIS EX! Which, he tells her, presents its own problems. Because: great date chat.

James West on Twitter

Why did he travel to Asia? He poses the question for himself. “Out of interest.” She drinks.

James West on Twitter

She is gallantly trying to give an opinion about New Zealand. But he lists movies he has seen about New Zealand.

James West on Twitter

And now he is discussing the minutia of various visa processes and it seems hard for him, despite all the amazing stories. He is a victim.

James West on Twitter

Do you think he even knows her name?

James West on Twitter

The last 10 minutes have all been about his ex and why they broke up, in rather excruciating detail.

James West on Twitter

If only, he explains, Japan allowed for longer temporary residency for French teachers, they might still be together. Hot.

James West on Twitter

Okay I’m getting the bill. Maybe there’s something redeemable about this?

James West on Twitter

It would have been fine if she could have checked a few emails and caught up on the headlines while he blathered on.

James West on Twitter

This to him is a great date.

Pfeifer on Twitter

@jameswest2010 are you single? 😏 maybe you can save her? @NYTFridge

James West on Twitter

@fbonacci @NYTFridge I’m a homo having a solo burger at my neighborhood joint. I can’t!

PanAm Style on Twitter

@jameswest2010 @fbonacci @NYTFridge she will feel/be safe with a gay man – JUST FUCKING DO IT

Michael Slavitch on Twitter

@jameswest2010 “Hi I’m gay and I’ve come to rescue you.

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