Reddit user obviousplant thought the visitors to the Los Angeles Zoo could use a laugh or two, so he created his own hilarious interpretations of zoo facts and posted them around the exhibits.
I can only imagine how many oblivious zoo-goers read the facts without even thinking twice.
That explains why George Washington was so tall.
I knew a bear once…he was truly unbearable.
"I see dead people."
In the divorce, Philip's wife only left him with a leg to stand on!
I was more surprised to learn that owls owned TVs.
I should have studied gibbon-ese in high school.
Somebody get the ducklings a trombone, stat!
These penguins may be part of the one percent, but they're 100 percent adorable!
This explains all those times I thought my phone was vibrating in my pocket.